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The Accidental Vampire

Dear Ms. Slayer,

Is it possible for a vampire to not know what it is?

Not only is it possible, it's practically guaranteed. A vampire cannot see its own reflection in the mirror, remember? You probably know this if you've ever tried to get your vampire to look at itself -- remember when your vampire was listing all your faults, shortcomings, weaknesses, etc., and you finally piped up and said, "Hey, what about YOU? What about your faults, shortcomings, weaknesses, etc.?"

Did you have any luck with that?

I'll answer for you: No.

And why?

Now you answer: Because a vampire cannot see its own reflection, that's why.

Those are the rules.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i know a vampire and him and i are friends and he can see his reflection so there you go i just proved the "famous" writer wrong. Hate me if you want but don't go blaming things on people you don't know.